Headline News?

At one time I used to exclusively go to foxnews.com for online news and information. Now, I use Google news. To explain why I dumped Fox, here’s a sample of the headlines posted there September 16th. 1. Truth Is Out There: Mysterious Light in Sky Baffles, 2. 'Ant From Mars' Discovered in Amazon Rainforest, 3. Report: Satan Worshippers Killed, Ate Four Teens, 4. Laxative Cupcakes in the Teachers Lounge, 5. Baby Dies After Being Thrown From Racing Car. Get my point?